Bookseller conducting a market survey

FedUp02

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Bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – “Which book has
helped you most in your life?” The woman replied, “My husband’s check book!!”
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A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called
‘Husband – the Master of the House?’"
Sales girl: “Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!”
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Someone asked an old man: “Even after 79 years, you still call your
wife – darling, honey, luv. What’s the secret?"
Old man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her."
Bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – “Which book has
helped you most in your life?” The woman replied, “My husband’s check book!!”
******
A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called
‘Husband – the Master of the House?’"
Sales girl: “Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!”
******
Someone asked an old man: “Even after 79 years, you still call your
wife – darling, honey, luv. What’s the secret?"
Old man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her."
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Pharmacist to customer: “Sir, please understand, to buy an
anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription ...
Simply showing marriage certificate and wife’s picture is not enough!
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For MEN.....and WOMEN with a bit of humor??
A man was granted two wishes by God.

He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever. Next moment he got
Swiss mineral water & Mother Teresa.
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There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make
wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Many get married and wonder what happened!?
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Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument.
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Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, compared to men?
A very INTELLIGENT student replied: "Because Women don't have a wife!"

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COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE: Dear Mother-in-law, Don't teach me how to
handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot
of improvement!?
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When a married man says, I WILL THINK ABOUT IT -
what he really means is that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.
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A lady says to her doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his
sleep! What should I give him to cure it?"
The doctor replies: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake! "

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Pharmacist to customer: “Sir, please understand, to buy an
anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription …
Simply showing marriage certificate and wife’s picture is not enough!
******
For MEN.....and WOMEN with a bit of humor??
A man was granted two wishes by God.

He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever. Next moment he got
Swiss mineral water & Mother Teresa.
******
There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make
wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Many get married and wonder what happened!?
******
Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument.
******
Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, compared to men?
A very INTELLIGENT student replied: "Because Women don't have a wife!"

******
COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE: Dear Mother-in-law, Don't teach me how to
handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot
of improvement!?
******
When a married man says, I WILL THINK ABOUT IT -
what he really means is that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.
******
A lady says to her doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his
sleep! What should I give him to cure it?"
The doctor replies: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake! "