1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
2. Money will buy a fine dog but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
3. If you don't have a sense of humor you probably don't have any sense at all.
4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
7. Business conferences are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
8. Why is it that at school reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
9. Stroke a cat and you will have a permanent job.
2. Money will buy a fine dog but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
3. If you don't have a sense of humor you probably don't have any sense at all.
4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
7. Business conferences are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
8. Why is it that at school reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
9. Stroke a cat and you will have a permanent job.
